when you get sent tiktoks to watch it’s like friend homework

i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages

can’t do the teenage dirtbag tiktok trend i did the morning announcements

Me after obsessing over my dream couch for months annoying all of my family and friends and then finally getting it

how did i become so successful you ask? being in the office and being hardcore

I’ll pass, thanks.

sza releasing a new album on my birthday 🥹

A billionaire losing a “do you like me” poll on a service he paid $44 billion for is just an objectively funny way for this whole thing to end

At Carbone, it's all in the details. This is #HowWeVegas. Make your reservation at spr.ly/60113w3zz.

When your husband loves cooking you find yourself asking how much leftover gumbo is too much leftover gumbo

I’m so proud of those of us who held back on asking if Rihanna was pregnant out of respect 🥰 what a time

Between The Last of Us, Crescent City, Daisy Jones & The Six and The Whale—I’ll never recover

THE VEGAS GOLDEN KNIGHTS ARE YOUR 2022-23 #STANLEYCUP CHAMPIONS!!! 🏆

Looks like an evil villain

hey sorry i missed your text i realized i’m going to have to keep responding to texts for the rest of my life and i got really tired

25 magical years of the Fountains of Bellagio. From our first show in 1998, featuring music from Andrea Bocelli, to our newest show dancing to “Perfect Symphony” by Ed Sheeran HQ and Andrea Bocelli, we celebrate the remarkable evolution of a Las Vegas icon.

The @f1lasvegas backdrop you won’t want to miss on race day. #ThisIsTheLife

There’s an outfit Zac Efron wears in The Iron Claw that reminded me of this episode of Girls

Chin up, team. Take some time. Take care of yourself. Take care of your loved ones. Take care of your community. There are a million ways to make a difference—get back in the fight when you’re ready. And know that, whenever you are ready, I’ll be ready to get back in with you.