I could never justify this to the pack

*Licks chops* 🐺

YES! More pets omnom the trail please. And, if Captain is available for a brief loan...for a quick TREAT...re-treat actually...

Please pass the child victims.

I love child victims! I’ll vote for it...I’m free to attend. So...it’s a new performance? Audience participation perhaps? 🍿

Tell me about the new lady who wants to feed the buffalo…

I have eaten the fox that was outside the Capitol and which you all said was CUUUTE and soft Forgive me he was delicious so sweet and so cold, now

Me three... #CaptainWatch x.com/jessemckinley/…

Yes... TEETH ONLY. x.com/nysendems/stat…

I’d settle for a “bag full of kumquats” right about now... x.com/mahoneyw/statu…

Which lawmaker do I have to nip to get some pork around here? Suggestions?

Circling a wounded “big ugly”... x.com/mchicon/status…

Yes... some turkeys too x.com/nystatewatch/s…

Something does smell very fishy... x.com/nystatewatch/s…

I’ve been promised pork, red herrings, something about “playing chicken”, with heavy involvement from “a bunch of turkeys”.... 🐖 🐟 🐓 🦃 x.com/joncampbellgan…

Because I’m worth it x.com/danileigh427/s…

All the better to eat you with... x.com/danclarkreport…

Me. x.com/empirecenter/s…