*HU punting and only has 10 men on the field* HU player: “Oh sh*t that’s me, I didn’t know we were punting.” Bro, you’ve punted 10 times today. It’s almost a given at this point🤦🏽

ROYALS NATION, IT’S GAMEDAY! Your Royals take on the corn kids from Moorhead and look to take care of business early. After the Royals take a controlling lead we look forward to seeing big Trav take a crack at the running game. Royals by a bushel 🌽 Final: BU 35 | CU 14

*4th and Inches for the Cobbers* CU Coach: “Punt! Punt!” CU Player: “Coach! WTF are we doing!” CU Coach: “Watch your mouth son! We have the whole d*mn half” Tempers are flaring on the CU sideline😳

*Ref makes a questionable call on catch/drop* CU Coach: “What the hell is that! Even Ray Charles could see that was a catch!” Oof Coach, that one was uncalled for😂

*Feldick lays a huge hit on a CU WR* *Flag is thrown* CU Coach: “Don’t worry ref, he will confess his sins tomorrow!” No sins were committed, just playing hard to whistle Coach😁

To update you all on the 4th and inches situation, the Cobbers just went for it (finally) and were absolutely stuffed at the line of scrimmage by your Royals defense. No better feeling than that😎

The Cobbers offense looks like a car with no wheels right now. . . Because it ain’t going anywhere against your Bethel Defense

Congrats to Jaren Roste on becoming 2nd all time in passing yards for Bethel! May help that CU can’t guard Joey Kidder, but still a huge accomplishment!

If you’re a fantasy football fan you would NOT want to be playing against Joey Kidder or Jaren Roste… As of right now Kidder: 16 catches for 196 yrds and 2 TDs = 48.6 fantasy points Roste: 34/39 passing, 423 yrds passing, 3 total TDs, and 1 INT = 36 Fantasy points 😏

It seems that the Cobbers put to much butter on their cob as they have fumbled on 3 straight possessions🌽 #wewilltakethat

And that’s a wrap! The Royals win with a final score of 45-7. It was a bad day to be a cob of corn, but it’s always a great day to be a Royal! Until next time, keep the chains tight and #1stand9Royals 🦁⛓

ROYALS NATION, IT’S GAMEDAY Your hometown Royals take on the Oles from St. Olaf in the final home game of the regular season. Total team effort today, Royals by a landslide #spookyszn #wearehim FINAL: BU 45 | STO 3

The STO sideline:

STO Coach: “Let’s start this half off right!” *First play for STO* *Fumble recovered by BU* Dang right we are going to start this half off right

You know it’s a great time when the STO sideline is purposely watching what they are saying because they know BU Chains is the real deal Thanks to the D coordinator for the insider information.

STO Coach: “We in a dog fight boys! We fighting!” Didn’t know being down 3 scores was a dog fight . . .

*Roste runs 58 yards for a TD* STO Coach: “That boy is fast as f*ck! Damn man! I wish I had that speed!” I mean if I was in that position I’d wish for my defense to have more speed to catch up to him, but you know, that’s okay too🤷🏼‍♂️

St. Olafs whiteboard everyone🤦🏽 Great game plan, poor execution . . . #spookyszn

And that’s a wrap here at Royal Stadium! God gave us a beautiful day to play some football and the Royals came out with a W. We hope that this is not the last time the BU Chains will be in action, but until that time comes, keep the chains tight and #1stand9Royals ⛓️🦁

Focused on what’s next. Heading down to Wheaton this weekend for the first round of the NCAA football playoffs. #WeAreBU