It’s just me and this Polarbox against the world today.

You can just tell BMWs are decepticons.

Can they let us choose the 100 men going to fight the gorilla? 😒

Androiders and answering their Androids too quickly, now what comes after, “When your dreams come alive…?”

I know old habits die hard, but some of mine are mbela John McClane.

It’s me and this 6% battery power against the world today.

I hate me a liar, NORED!

WhatsApp is glitching and keeps mixing up status updates; and minders of other people’s business must popping cerebral aneurysms thinking their mutuals are posting each other.

Something about frantically looking for me on the happiest day of my life, to go eat ekaka for breakfast, is just… aye.

When did “Good morning,” start translating to “How are you?”

GRN employees watching people who got paid today making plans for the long weekend

It’s Friday, bitch.

Me coming out of retirement to involve myself in Ondangwa banter

I feel so validated

Me after one weekend of babysitting my 1 year old nephew: “one… potato two, potato three…”

“She’s a gravida what?”

My niece wants a reborn doll for her birthday, but for that price, I might as well just give her a cousin. No honey, we got reborn doll as home.

Derek Shepherd really thought oyo kwali mwene woFilm

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I’m out of the benefit; from now on, I’m just doubting.