Pokémon Trivia Fact #31: Did you know that there is cum in your balls

This is definitely the tweet of all time.

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!!! The spider squirmed and got out of the way. ❝H-hey!! Who the heck—?!❞

❝Wha—? No!! I won’t hold still!❞ Protecting her stomach with her arms.

Poking @CRUSHGRlP. Poke, poke.

! ! ! ❝H-hey!! Not again!❞ She didn’t think the other would retaliate! Because Ara is dumb.

❝Ah—!!❞ The spider moved away a little bit. Damn. Why is the golem so obsessed with poking her tummy?

? ! ❝L-let me go!! Hey!!❞ Such a small spider couldn’t possibly escape the golem’s grip. She tried to anyway.

❝Huh? You’re not? Oh, okay!❞ The spider WAS dumb. She trusted that the other wouldn’t do anything to her, but then burst into laughter as those fingers began to touch her. ❝AHA—?! H-hehey!! Stohop!! What the heheck?!❞

Why were those hands so strong?! Ara was struggling to move away! Her giggles were constantly rolling out of her mouth. ❝Ahee!! What are you dohoing?! You’re crahazy!!❞

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀❝ .° 𝕰𝙡𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙘 𝕮𝙐𝙏𝙄𝙀 - ᵒᶠᶠⁱᶜⁱᵃˡ 𝖻𝖾𝗌𝗍 𝖦𝖨𝖱𝖫 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐀𝐋; : 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝘩𝘢𝘶𝘯𝘵 ʸᵒᵘʳ 𝙁𝙇𝙀𝙎𝙃𝙇𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏.°• ⠀⠀ ⠀✩*•.─── ───.•*: ⠀⠀⠀#pkmmrp #nsfwrp #lewdrp (18+, MDNI. ❤️ and ♻️!)

ayo peeps. can i get your attention for a hot minute? a very good friend and me are looking for rpers to join the digimon verse. we would be very grateful if you joined. if you’re interested, dm me. if you already have an account, lemme know the @. we need dedicated people yo.

pokémon fact #136: did you know that christ is king?

breathes, maybe.

rosendorn.❁ i haven’t used this account in almost a year

smokes weed and complains about taxes.

rosendorn.❁ ok but be warned. this spider is a little dum and my posts are a little more crack here than on my main account.

people are always like "that’s based, you’re so based" based on what