Sneaky afternoon timeout (all in the cause of bettering myself! ;) )... Thanks Ant Middleton, just started but hooked already.

The PLA marine services team, including divers and salvage specialists, keep the #Thames channels marked and clear for ships to pass safely: vital work for the UK’s second biggest Port, busiest inland waterway, sporting centre and marine environment. #maritimesafetyweek

If I was you're mum I would have sent you to your room with no supper (even if you were cooking it! ;) ) x.com/frontlinechef/…

Yorkshire Puddings with Xmas dinner - Yes or No... #AskLaurenceMC

It upsets me that Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his ACME purchases, and not for his realistic paintings of tunnels

If baguettes could move, how would they move? Give your reasoning pls

Anyone who thinks throwing plastic or gash in the #Thames isn't a problem is a asshat! (This is a far we have already taken a few grab loads)

#GenerationGame - is it a competition to get as many innuendos/puns/crap jokes in in 1 hour!? Losing the will to live, childhood memories ruined!

#GenerationGame and just when you thought it couldn't get any worse - gemma colins and another prat.