I don’t say this lightly… but fuck that shit.

This is Borders. It’s his birthday. He definitely would 😉 not 😉 like you to share this 😉. So…please share the hell out of this.

It’s actually impressive how a woman can ask a man for nothing and still get less

You don’t scare me. I used to hold the flashlight for my dad.

don't forget to set your clocks away from seasonal depression and back to regular depression but with extra sun.

Self explanatory

Watching an old crime show and this narrator lady just said “violence, in extreme cases, can cause death.” Like she’s not wrong? I’m just mad she said it like it was brand new information I think?

micro dosing hell by staying informed and educated

The thermometer went from 70 to 35 like it saw a state trooper.

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Imma be honest, this dumbass app taking away the dark mode option might be the dumbest thing it’s ever done. Who does this help?

Never discount the meaning and worth of letting someone know they are genuinely heard, and that they are of value.

tupperware more like tupperWHERE is this fucking lid

I just hobbled to the mailbox and back (and needed a break!) and mahomes is out here lobbing balls like it’s easy. I’m fine.

Putting things into perspective like this should be enough to make people revolt

Oddle-ahhs = olives