"This inverts the default push architecture of ansible into a pull architecture, which has near-limitless scaling potential." but. wait.

How modern kids tell you that they don't want to go to bed.

I don't care about your 4G/5G/*G cellular coverage "everywhere" maps. I want one that shows where I can actually stream unbroken music in my car.

Looking for a unique DevOps role? What about a job that has *rockets* in the build pipeline? We're hiring at Astra. bit.ly/3TdMFUJ #devops

Lou: The stepmother from Juno playing Clint Eastwood in a Rambo movie.

Is anyone doing completely automated repeatable switch/router/firewall configs yet? I need this for #RocketDevOps.

A 3 hour workshop on FEMA grants is how I like to party on a Tuesday night.

RIP to the poor lil switch who died earlier tho 🙏🏼

OH: Now, I should have 120 volts across the hot dog.

The fastest way to lower your AWS spend is to terminate everything you don't recognize.

.Jones & Bartlett Learning using the phrase 'cyberworld' unironically?

I used 🌩️ NVIDIA GeForce NOW this weekend on a 2in1 and it's amazing. I want streaming LAN parties now because of the convenience of everyone being able to bring a laptop.

Which mission statement is best?

Before coffee: how do I make a PDF double-sided?

My other job. wabi.tv/2023/02/02/cre…

The hotel clerk at Best Western Hotels & Resorts explained my key card was demagnetized, so I had to keep it away from phones, key fobs, and any other cards with magnetic strips. They smiled and suggested I hold it in my hand above my head all week.

it pisses me off for a few reasons, not the least of which is that from a systems perspective the economics here are fascinating but everyone taking low quality dunks is missing the opportunity to learn more about how money works

"The GPT will do it" is my new excuse for everything.