Jolene is a bit of a slut -Dolly Parton

“Dear diary, today my heart leapt when Agent Scully suggested spontaneous human combustion”

Is peaky blinders a prequel to Coronation Street?

Just saying it's easier if they are all in one spot

Snl wishes they could still write sketches like this

Pink Himalayan salt does not come from mountains and also includes radioactive elements

Am I crazy or are Tostitos chips are just way too salty

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

If you've ever paid overdraft you probably wonder why these banks keep getting bailed out

It can't be treason season already

Biden says what everyone in the room is thinking when he *accidentally* applauds China in congratulating Trudeau. Parliament knows it and laughs.

Storytime with Jeffrey epstein at the local library is great for kids to learn acceptance and inclusivity

Imagine a candlelit dinner but the candle is made of butter and you can dip food into it

C-18 was sold to the masses that it would help canadian content. This seems to be the opposite

How are people more upset over bud light commercials than the government lying to us about aliens and ufos for almost a century

If you don't acknowledge a schizophrenic's imaginary friend you will now be canceled for being a schizophobe

walking around with white russians in a used Starbucks cup because people think it's iced coffee

Eating wholesome, unrefined foods will fill you up and keep you satiated. Hyperpalatable, processed foods will leave you wanting more and more and more. They fool you with a cheaper price tag, but you’ll keep coming back for more and more. GOTCHA

If air bud can win basketball championships it's only a matter of time until some brave furry wins the westmister dog show