Twuenty chickins, sevun millonty sosisges and I think a nice bit of beef for my pals at #BTPosse also plees Butcher.

Quite the flurry at the vet annual health check, pals, as we all tried to give me my oral medicine kennel cough vaccine. Apparently I has "impressively tight cheek jowls". #BTPosse

Today I am mostly guarding a poorly Hoosis with a side order of eating Christmas decorashuns. Busy busy. #BTPosse

WAKEY WAKEY VILLAGE! #BTPosse

I loves my MDF perch #btposse

What is a Walnut Whip anyway... and what makes you so sure I am one? #BTPosse

#BTPosse Pals I is a bit sick. Not meself. Mum took me to vettyman at 11pm as I've been off me noms and been sick a few times. Got injection to help sickness and he felt my tummy; thinks prob no extra baubles in there but you never can tell wiv me... watch and wait.

Feeling much better and would accept a buttery crust if only she'd offer me one. #BTPosse

Hmmf. Lots of mens playin borlee but not one of vem has thort to bite it. #BTPosse would help, eh pals?

Amazin and excitin discovery #BTPosse pals. I barked at 6am and they took me for a special "solstice walk". I can only assume "solstice" means listening to Olive's big ideas .... will try again tomorrow.

Appy New Year #BTPosse Pals. Hope you find someone who shares crisps with you like this man shares wiv me. ❤️ Olive.

I was "little angel" all the way from Truro to Kent on the trains. Made frens wiv lots of other train dogs. Had snacks. #BTPosse

Important work pals. #BTPosse

Just glimpsed a cat. Not ok.

I had to get up 3 times in the nite to horganize the foxies. Dey needed so much shoutin at.

#BTPosse The No-Effort look takes Effort, eh pals?

Fid Me. #BTPosse

Rare sighting of the Inverted Sploot SingSong. (TM BTOlives) #BTPosse