Literally finished vacuuming less than 5 minutes ago. As I'm putting the vacuum away 2.5yo finds and spills granola all over the floor.

With as bad as my #postpartum hair loss is, I could be found guilty at probably every crime scene in a 100 mile radius. I'm sure a bald mugshot would look good.

These two honyocks will single handedly be the reason none of my flowers make it this year. #replant21

In case anyone is wondering, taking 6 kids 6 and under to lay out pipe is a bad idea. 10/10 do not reccomend. Ever.

UPDATE: 1st shift is much more agreeable than 2nd shift. They definitely belong to Ben .

All things growing way too fast. #grow21 #6pack #farmkids

The spray plane is providing optimum entertainment this morning. #grow21

❤❤❤ I can't wait for them to start showing in Nebraska 4-H.

And a wife's sanity who needs him here sometimes, too. 😉

If someone could go ahead and give me a penny for every time I've said "shut the door!" this summer so I can be millionaire

Any input you can offer is much appreciated! I mean, I definitely haven't been obsessing over floor plans, stalking their model homes at HHD and NSF, and building this house in my head for years. Definitely not.

#proudparentingmoment Me: "Henry that wouldn't have happened if you would have been eating your supper and not dicking around." 6yo Brother: "YEAH STOP BEING A DICK, HENRY!

After a rather WWEish morning already, I sent the four big kids upstairs. One of the 3yos came back down and asked to watch TV. Me: "No, we're taking a break from the TV this morning and leaving it turned off." 3yo staring me dead in the eye: "OK but can I watch Paw Patrol?"

I'm making a list and checking it twice and just want to be sure that making a holiday movie must consist of: A. Trying desperately to get back home 2. John Candy being your ticket

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Dear tractor makers, screw autonomous. Make tractors with room for car seats. Better yet, make autonomous tractors with room for car seats and then maybe hubs and I can go on a date.

Well this is exciting. 🙌