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Shalee Peters

@bspfarms

Saved by Jesus. Wife. Mama to 6 rowdy kids.

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Literally finished vacuuming less than 5 minutes ago. As I'm putting the vacuum away 2.5yo finds and spills granola all over the floor.

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With as bad as my #postpartum hair loss is, I could be found guilty at probably every crime scene in a 100 mile radius. I'm sure a bald mugshot would look good.

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If someone could go ahead and give me a penny for every time I've said "shut the door!" this summer so I can be millionaire

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Any input you can offer is much appreciated! I mean, I definitely haven't been obsessing over floor plans, stalking their model homes at HHD and NSF, and building this house in my head for years. Definitely not.

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#proudparentingmoment Me: "Henry that wouldn't have happened if you would have been eating your supper and not dicking around." 6yo Brother: "YEAH STOP BEING A DICK, HENRY!

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After a rather WWEish morning already, I sent the four big kids upstairs. One of the 3yos came back down and asked to watch TV. Me: "No, we're taking a break from the TV this morning and leaving it turned off." 3yo staring me dead in the eye: "OK but can I watch Paw Patrol?"

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I'm making a list and checking it twice and just want to be sure that making a holiday movie must consist of: A. Trying desperately to get back home 2. John Candy being your ticket

I'm making a list and checking it twice and just want to be sure that making a holiday movie must consist of: 

A. Trying desperately to get back home

2. John Candy being your ticket
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Dear tractor makers, screw autonomous. Make tractors with room for car seats. Better yet, make autonomous tractors with room for car seats and then maybe hubs and I can go on a date.