Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

are you people okay

No talking stages this year, we’re either going to Japan or not

Drunk me making sure I'm good before I go back out there...😂

unfortunately im not locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

I live in my very own dream world... what a nightmare.

I guess I should have known

“ur so chill” i know i died back in 2016

it probably felt sooooo good to listen to pink as a divorced mom in the 2000s

I love being a bm my bd might have cheated my whole pregnancy he might fuck other bitches from time to time & disrespect me but ima keep fucking him cause I carried his child u bitches could never take my spot u see how stupid I sound ? That’s how stupid yall bitches be sounding!

when my friends are religious i pretend not to notice

just went to someone else’s circus and my fucking monkeys were there

Walked past a middle school girl wearing black tights under her jean shorts

haven’t we suffered enough

Told my doctor I was depressed and he asked me if I’d thought about killing myself. Hell of a piece of medical advice but here goes nothing

trying not to throw up in the uber

having to pee really puts things into perspective. like ok none of this matters

christians all share a very special type of braindead narcissism where they believe that everybody on earth would convert if only they had some pushy simpleton to let them all know that christianity exists