I’ve been trying to find things to fill my time on days when work is slow so I just ordered some paint by numbers! I spend entirely too much time on SM and I’ve got to find something else to occupy me. I’m not naturally creative so this seemed like a good fit. I’m excited!

A couple of months ago I told Charlie Kirk’s audience, to their faces, that if they support Israel’s destruction of Gaza, they can never again call themselves pro life without being the biggest hypocrites in the world. To the pro Palestine leftists: if you are celebrating a

Jokes on me bc my boss just let me know he’s leaving and I’ll have to take over his duties meaning my free time will be significantly reduced 😭

We’ve played sports every season for the last 6 yrs and my son has never been placed on a team that wins regularly 😭 he’s not the best player but he’s decent. Just once I would like him to experience the joy of being on a winning team

Still hard to believe that access to infinite information made us dumber

Most of y’all did not need to explain your twitter it’s pretty obvious if you ask me

Congratulations to everyone seeing Sleep Token this week. IT SHOULD BE ME

Today’s workout fueled by:

Sleep Token x Florence + The Machine

Reiterating the fact that I can die happy as I got to see Dark Signs live

Alright I’m completely invested in the doctor on Instagram who looks like Jinu from Kpop demon hunters 😂

We’ve lived in our house for a year now and my dog still won’t come inside of our garage apartment 😂

I saw ppl complaining that Provider was on the set list and I might have agreed w you but I just saw a close up video and damn!! 🥵🥵

Seeing ppl I know from high school and college with no social media being super active on LinkedIn is weird to me.

It’s actually impressive how much my dog’s pace picks up after his second dump on our runs

Bonding with my boss over how we’ve both passed a drug test by using someone else’s piss that we smuggled in and kept warm with hand warmers

Not bad, ASD

I feel like vessel dances the way most men would if they were tripping on something and no one was watching