Torts getting axe treatment today and I get Wild into second playoff round last night. Slats heff good night. Mr.Snyder not so much.

Hello Blackhawks. How you like playing Minnesota now?

Tonight I stand I head. Crawford stand on head too. At least we not Fleury tonight.

The Rangers are the 1st team to score at least 7 goals in Game 1 of a Conference Final since the Blackhawks in 1992 (won 8-2 vs Oilers).

Rangers get touchdown against Canadians & the kick was good. Ebs says Riders gonna kick hard this year.

Jeff Finger flop more than pike in bottom of boat as player with Maple Leafs.

I talk to Ebs about bringing whole family to Saskatchewan for family vacation and he say make sure we bring boat!

Lebron go back to Cleveland #Cavs Wow maybe I heff to give Mr.Snyder & goalie Hextall a call about come back to Flyers.

The extremely rare and majestic Golden Tiger. Less than 30 of these exist in the world.

If you're a middle aged man, don't tweet your favorite athlete and request a birthday RT. Kids and hot chicks...acceptable. #twitter101

Big soccer World Cup game today. Nobody heff to be mad.

I hear Phil Kessel go on summer holiday to Colorado. He say goal is eat at all McDonalds in state. You think Shanahan gonna buy that excuse?

Phil say he can eat 7 Big Mac and two large fries in one sitting in Mile High State. Why he so hungry?

Sorry mom I not come home this summer. I scared to fly to Russia more than of bear in woods. Will sign for NHL minimum to not go to KHL.

Ebs tell me I heff to go fish Lake Diefenbaker Sask Landing and catch the big one. He say #10lb walleye or bigger swim there.

IIya Bryzgalov we can take you and show you where they hide! We just won the fishing tournament there this past weekend! #fishon #1localduo

@Grinner61 Trevor Kessel heff supersized head. That not coincidence he heff head size of biggest fries.

Our friends at A&W Canada are donating $1 for every #CrusinToEndMS hashtag tweeted! Get tweeting folks!

CULT OF HOCKEY: MacTavish’s blueprint for #Oilers: keep & develop youngsters, change everybody else shar.es/113v9y by Bruce McCurdy