Bryce Croft, Lara Croft’s dirty, unhinged younger brother…who also has boobies…still waiting on my video game deal here Crystal Dynamics, I’m tellin you, it’s a best seller. Hope y’all enjoy the #photoshop! #TombRaider #laracroft #DestinationFear

New computer incoming!!! I’m sooooo excited!!! What a MASSIVE upgrade this will be to what I’m using now. Thank you stock market!!! #stocks #soldstocks #sold #StockMarket #gains just sad I gotta wait a whole week before pickup. Womp womp.

EXTREMELY SERIOUS QUESTION: Do bugs take fall damage? PUT IN YOUR ANSWERS, and let’s argue in the comments! #ShowerThoughts #QuestionOfTheDay #curious #science #bugs #rpg

I wanna get a pet and name it squidward

Morning y’all. Still no word on the new computer as of yet. Still impatiently waiting and checking my email every 10 minutes. Fingers crossed for today 🤞

I’m SOOOOO EXCITED!!! FINALLY got the NEW COMPUTER LAST NIGHT!!!! Was up late trying to se things up and transferring files. Hopefully running a test stream today with an official stream later this week! #newcomputer #upgrade #SupportSmallStreams #SupportSmallerStreamers

Stream settings have been pin-pointed and the stream looks PERFECT on the new computer! If the weather permits tomorrow, I will most definitely be doing a stream. I’m sooooo excited and just thinking of all the new and different things I can do!

Look at those BIG Chonky Woonky Wonkers! Those MASSIVE Funky Bonky Chonckers! clips.twitch.tv/EvilTangential… #twitch #clips #SupportSmallerStreamers #stream #Contentcreater

EVERYONE CALM DOWN I have SUCCESSFULLY…SHIT myself on stream… Thank you for coming to my TED talk clips.twitch.tv/SmoggyEasyCroi… #twitchclips #highlihts #shitmyself #jumpscare #SupportSmallStreamers #SupportSmallStreams #contentcreator

Thank you *StreamerProgang*WittyPup545391 for the absolute TERRIFYING fright to Servant Bryce a few days ago! Let’s be honest, he deserved it! clips.twitch.tv/KawaiiSpeedyAi…

You’re too sweet Rooplixoo!!! Thank you so much for the raid and the incredible people you brought with you! Nice hanging out with you! Big love and big hugs! I seriously appreciate you!

I’m having my FIRST GIVEAWAY EVER tomorrow and I want YOU to be apart of it! NO $$$ FOR ENTRY!!! The Omega MOIST #Giveaway starts tomorrow! Come by the stream at 2pm EST tomorrow for all the details at twitch.tv/brycedudemccool Good Luck! #Giveaways #twitch #youtube

Hey Logan Paul my name is brycedudemccoool, I challenge you motherfucker, to come into my stream twitch.tv/brycedudemccool and say whatever the FUCK you want, racially discriminatory or now, it will NEVER come back on you! LET IT RIP MOTHERFUCKER! #rage #hate #boxmebitch #youlilb

Hey my dude Justin Roiland. My community called you a #bitch. Don’t sit there and take it. Find them at twitch.tv/brycedudemccool

Holy shit John Cena, I actually can’t believe what the people in twitch.tv/brycedudemccool are saying about you bro. I personally tried to stop them, psh but they ain’t listening, I wouldn’t let that slide. Go in there and teach em a thing or two. #cantseeme #notthefood #whatsapp

NEW ORIENT EXPRESS PB 11.51 SECONDS. twitch.tv/hausofraven

#BryceWantsAMommy now please. Child need big mommy milkers