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Bryan W. Wolford

@bryanwwolford

Christian. Father. Conservative. Legal Ninja/Pirate/Jedi. Afraid of bears. My pronouns are "El Conquistador" and you will address me as such.

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I explained to them what folks have been paying for mass-produced eggs and the flock was shocked. They have become uppity and are demanding bacon and fresh lettuce (not the iceberg garbage or they will clucking cut me).

I explained to them what folks have been paying for mass-produced eggs and the flock was shocked. They have become uppity and are demanding bacon and fresh lettuce (not the iceberg garbage or they will clucking cut me).
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The wizards at Amazon delivered this magical device to my doorstep. I am both giddy and apprehensive at the prospect of trying it out.

The wizards at Amazon delivered this magical device to my doorstep. I am both giddy and apprehensive at the prospect of trying it out.
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I don’t mean to go on another political rant here, but how in a freedom-loving society with supposed laws and inalienable rights is the Frosty not included in the Wendy’s 4 for $4 deal?

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The past 10+ days have shown me the value of X in our world as a platform of free speech and expression and an information resource for world events without the censorship of the corporate/state media. I am happy to support X with a subscription and to proudly fly my Blue Check.

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I for one am glad that Schwan changed its name to Yelloh. The old name was dangerous with voice control apps. For example, if you are looking for a delicious treat or meal delivered to your door, you must articulate “Schwan’s Man” very clearly or Siri/Alexa will send the

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This is Joslyn Sanders, with her newborn son Josiah Sanders. Police and CPS stole Josiah from Joslyn, without a court order or any evidence of threat to his wellbeing, because she sought a second opinion about his medical treatment. Last March, Josiah had what appeared to be a

This is Joslyn Sanders, with her newborn son Josiah Sanders.

Police and CPS stole Josiah from Joslyn, without a court order or any evidence of threat to his wellbeing, because she sought a second opinion about his medical treatment.

Last March, Josiah had what appeared to be a
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I was at the courthouse today for a case, so I decided to vote early for the first time in my voting career. I love Election Day but I wanted to make sure my votes count. Unforeseen circumstances and whatnot.

I was at the courthouse today for a case, so I decided to vote early for the first time in my voting career. I love Election Day but I wanted to make sure my votes count. Unforeseen circumstances and whatnot.
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GO VOTE if you haven't already. If you are in line at the polls, stay in line until you cast your ballot. Happy Election Day, America!

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Watching the First Honors Ceremony. Would be nice if the United States Space Force had phasers instead of the Springfield rifles.

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As I reflect on my past missteps, wrong turns, and mistakes, of which there are many, I find great solace in the fact that I have never ever worn or owned a pair of Crocs.

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Happy International Beaver Day, everyone! I am celebrating by wearing my luxurious beaver trapper hat. If you see me out and about today, I will give you a Canadian 5 cent piece featuring this majestic creature on the reverse.

Happy  International Beaver Day, everyone! I am celebrating by wearing my  luxurious beaver trapper hat. If you see me out and about today, I will  give you a Canadian 5 cent piece featuring this majestic creature on the  reverse.
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Dear Diary, Today I continued to be "unfair" and "too strict" by forcing my eldest child to change her shorts before I took her to school on the last day. I mentioned the shorts were a clear violation of the middle school's dress code, to which she astutely argued that 1) her

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The three worst inventions in the history of human kind are the roundabout, the automatic sink, and the battery cover on the back of the Amazon remote.

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Now that the recent winter weather situation has passed and my area is getting somewhat back to normal, I want to announce to everyone on here, from the bottom of my heart, I cannot be trusted around a meat-n-cheese tray.