I explained to them what folks have been paying for mass-produced eggs and the flock was shocked. They have become uppity and are demanding bacon and fresh lettuce (not the iceberg garbage or they will clucking cut me).

The wizards at Amazon delivered this magical device to my doorstep. I am both giddy and apprehensive at the prospect of trying it out.

I don’t mean to go on another political rant here, but how in a freedom-loving society with supposed laws and inalienable rights is the Frosty not included in the Wendy’s 4 for $4 deal?

In today's episode of puzzling parenting...

Luna cat and I are ready for #SharkWeek to start tonight!

Hey Jesse Kelly , we could sure use some prayers here in Mid-Missouri. krcgtv.com/news/local/jef…

The past 10+ days have shown me the value of X in our world as a platform of free speech and expression and an information resource for world events without the censorship of the corporate/state media. I am happy to support X with a subscription and to proudly fly my Blue Check.

I for one am glad that Schwan changed its name to Yelloh. The old name was dangerous with voice control apps. For example, if you are looking for a delicious treat or meal delivered to your door, you must articulate “Schwan’s Man” very clearly or Siri/Alexa will send the

The Epstein file server didn't kill itself.

This is Joslyn Sanders, with her newborn son Josiah Sanders. Police and CPS stole Josiah from Joslyn, without a court order or any evidence of threat to his wellbeing, because she sought a second opinion about his medical treatment. Last March, Josiah had what appeared to be a

Enjoying #SharkWeek at the ranch. It is our favorite time of the year! Shark Week

I was at the courthouse today for a case, so I decided to vote early for the first time in my voting career. I love Election Day but I wanted to make sure my votes count. Unforeseen circumstances and whatnot.

GO VOTE if you haven't already. If you are in line at the polls, stay in line until you cast your ballot. Happy Election Day, America!

Watching the First Honors Ceremony. Would be nice if the United States Space Force had phasers instead of the Springfield rifles.

As I reflect on my past missteps, wrong turns, and mistakes, of which there are many, I find great solace in the fact that I have never ever worn or owned a pair of Crocs.

Happy International Beaver Day, everyone! I am celebrating by wearing my luxurious beaver trapper hat. If you see me out and about today, I will give you a Canadian 5 cent piece featuring this majestic creature on the reverse.

Dear Diary, Today I continued to be "unfair" and "too strict" by forcing my eldest child to change her shorts before I took her to school on the last day. I mentioned the shorts were a clear violation of the middle school's dress code, to which she astutely argued that 1) her

May your day be filled with all of the excitement that Luna cat gets from her Chewy delivery.

The three worst inventions in the history of human kind are the roundabout, the automatic sink, and the battery cover on the back of the Amazon remote.

Now that the recent winter weather situation has passed and my area is getting somewhat back to normal, I want to announce to everyone on here, from the bottom of my heart, I cannot be trusted around a meat-n-cheese tray.