ㅤ HAHAHAHAHHA FATHER GOT CATNAPPED ㅤ

ㅤ OKAY JEEZ CALM YOUR PAWS ㅤ

ㅤ [ currently wearing armor made out of pillows . ] nox , please release my father . ㅤ

ㅤ HIS FUCKING SON ㅤ

ㅤ . . . okay that's it . [ fuckin SNATCHES the cage and runs . ] ㅤ

ㅤ [ ohfuckPJ DOWN , PJ DOWN , OH GOD OH FUCK ] oh would you look at that i've been impaled ㅤ

ㅤ DAD WAKE TH' FUCK UP I'VE BEEN IMPALED ㅤ

ㅤ nox , i'm literally about to die , can you not see that ㅤ

ㅤ I WISH I COULD . ㅤ

ㅤ // fuck yall im pulling an all nighter ㅤ

ㅤ . . . can i have the taco ? ㅤ

ㅤ YEAH GIMME THE TACO i honestly don't give a shit if it's poisoned or tastes like shit , i need me some good food . ㅤ

ㅤ tygdgywdgh taco , , , [ aye aye PJ , you good - ? ] . . . no . ㅤ

ㅤ it tastes nice , can i have my father back now ? ㅤ

ㅤ yes . now please hand over the cage . ㅤ

ㅤ thank you . ㅤ

ㅤ // fear me ㅤ

hey bestaaaays

just found out that my ex got into a poly relationship with my besties my loneliness is killin me AND I