what a boring planet… no fairies, no elves, no mermaids, no dragons, no vampires, no ware wolves….. just bills, stress, gossip, and insufferable people

Just took an edible with my parents

i’ll block a bitch on Overwatch

socialised with multiple people on both Saturday and Sunday

unfortunately I do like men

just saw a gas price starting with a 7

god forbid i smoke weed in public while the elites eat children.

Read that again. He’s openly calling to cut your health care to fund his war with Iran.

everything shower almost took me out

watching myself get wiser in real time

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

seeing all these gay boys with their boyfriends makes me want one real badddd

how it feels to accept that reality is just a carbon-based simulation where your infinite consciousness gets to play as a human avatar and remember itself as the creator of all experience despite the inherent limitations of a fragile physical existence

my mom recently asked me how to take a screenshot, At first i laughed, but then I remembered she taught me how to tie my shoes.

the art of not being ready and doing it anyways will take you so far

u can be having a horrible day and a tweet like this will put the biggest smile on ur face

me at any social event observing instead of interacting with people

the way she caused one of the first recorded motherquakes in history

How it feels to be a firm believer that Life gets better no matter what

lowkey still by myself no matter the environment i attempt to adapt myself to #lonelyasshoe