[SNIIIIIFFFFF.] Hhhrrh. Demon King blood. Or somethin' close.

Oh nooooo, how long was I asleep? Mr. Kayblis is gonna beat me up for sure...

IDIOT. PEOPLE KEEP BREAKING IN BECAUSE MY APOSTLES WEREN'T HERE.

YOU. I'M GONNA TIE YOU TO THE FENCE OUTSIDE MY CASTLE FOR A WEEK. x.com/LazyKeibuWan/s…

[The much-feared head of the Kayblis Faction remains a charismatic leader.]

[Leafing through a poorly-illustrated, scrappy, oversized book with his gnarled claws.] Helman, Leazan, Zeth...an... Kalar. Yeah, I could go for Kalar.

uuuuuUUUUGH. NOW I'M MAD ABOUT STUPID SHITTY LITTLE PRINCESS AGAIN.

[Sit down Try not to bark Bark a lot]

[THE SOUND OF A MASSIVE FIST COLLIDING WITH SOME KIND OF PRICELESS VASE] IN HERE! NOW! Kaybwan

Stupid month anyway. Humans should focus on being scared of me.

...Eugh. I don’t want to play old maid anymore. This isn’t sexy at all. And Alefgard always wins. Shit.

((he he he

[A MASSIVE, CASCADING SERIES OF CRASHES IN THE FOREST OUTSIDE KAYBLIS CASTLE.] KAYBLIS ATTACK!!! [The exceptionally un-creative dark lord has just ripped a thick broadsword straight through a few old oaks, tied together.] ...Eugh, that wasn't stronger at all. This is stupid.

(ah fuck should i actually do a pinned??? i feel like you kind of have to have those now

[Scratching shapes in the dirt with long, clawed fingers. Muttering.] Could go to JAPAN... Too much stuff in the way, though...

WAKE UP. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU'RE BUSY WITH. Dark Lord Medusa

Geheheh, humans believe all kinds of dumb shit.

(I’m dumb and unassertive ooclu so if you want conflict with an irredeemable shithead invincible monster hmu

Get in heeeere. [There’s a trail of mulched, former-monster-guards and scrape-marks leading to the master bedroom. It’s not a great sign.] Kaybwan

[It's been uncharacteristically quiet at Kayblis Castle. The lord of the castle's been doing... Nothing at all. Just pacing around. For weeks.]