I’m at yo BM crib throwin M&M’s at yo kid head full speed

Cumming is so embarrassing. Like here’s what’s in my balls I guess. Jesus Christ

Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up. Batman Begin

It's cute that conservatives yearn to be cattle

MAGA: Treasonous Obama gave Iran $400 Million in Cash MAGA: When Trump gives Iran $20 BILLION

I took her to my river and I creeked it

your honor, you know how I get.

pronouncing Bojangles like Los Angeles

David Spade should have been buried with Chris Farley like a pharaoh’s concubine

If political violence isn't the answer, why did the US assassinate Irans leaders? 🤔

20% of the male homeless population are veterans, and instead of helping them the U.S. government is giving benefits to IDF veterans

Wore some shorts out of the house that I wasn’t feeling great about and the first woman I passed said “Aye baby you too sexy for them shorts.”

Americans serving in the IDF should be stripped of American citizenship as they've demonstrated their ultimate loyalty to another state.

But always bends over. For Israel. 🇮🇱🇮🇱

Cod fans deserve this and it’s so fucking funny lol.

people will say this stuff like this but proceed to call communist dumb lmao 😭

You killed 175 little girls in a double-tap strike meant to kill all survivors. Don't talk to me about God. Your "god" is satan.

MITCHELL ROBINSON BAPTIZES JOEL EMBIID

Hack a Mitch is admitting you got nothing.