If Giuliani gets arrested I will cum

Cum on ye faithful

Sure thing

My favorite kind of success story is when someone posts batshit stuff on here for years, then you see their mental health start to improve, and then one day they have simply vanished from this app

My company sells inventory software and this bot allllmost got it right. So cute.

This Jonah Ryan mf

“You can be mad, but you can also be quiet.”- Charles, 12 years old

Hey Jake Holter we are watching your weather event coverage from today. Great job!

I made this. I’m sorry

I haven’t been on here in a minute, but I just wanted to make sure all the Birmingham people know that this time next week, we will be residents of your city. Closing Wednesday 😱

Add bagel chips to the cheddar Chex Mix you cowards General Mills

I love it when boomers start a Facebook post like, “Wow! Wow! Wow!”

My 8 year old theater daughter had all kinds of weird, terrible pop affectations in her voice when she first started singing. I've been making her listen to Phillipa Soo and mimic her for a few months, and we have made a lot of progress.

Was gonna get hammered tonight, but we have Oppenheimer tix tomorrow, and I’ve just realized that if I try to see it hungover, I will have a panic attack.

Hot take: All of these women don’t actually look that much alike, people just love telling beautiful women they aren’t special

A dude named named Rudy Go-Gurt, but it’s pronounced “Goh-gare”