I've loved and I've lost!!!

fatass friend recognized the chip brand my friend was eating in a call by the crunch i am friends with literal celestial beings

2009

Straight women scrolling through Instagram to find a decent photo when you ask to see their crush

Twitter is such a goated app, it feels like a psych ward with no staff

americans don't even attempt to defend their country when you shit on it anymore they just look at you like this

Priorities

They don’t let a girl have an intimate public twitter diary anymore

I’d like to make myself believe that planet Earth turns slowly

according to my therapist i dissociated through most of my developmental window and now i just have to deal with being mentally six years old forever

Well where else would she sell it

love that trixie’s birthday posts are always sweet and sincere and katya’s just a ridiculous meme or edit she took the time to make 😭

"runway sounds like rupaul music" "runway is just mindlessly catering to the gays" we're forgetting the ancient texts

Excuse me ma'am, not to be disrespectful or rude but could you please take post down. That is my father who was killed by a metra train.

Full moon got me remembering I’m Never ready to say goodbye (Hacks)

I miss back when Twitter had 3 people on it instead of 2

Bring back menu boards that actually show all of the items on the menu seriously what the fuck