When you see a tweet that’s just a little funny

Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin bout but we ain’t got it lol”

muhammad ali: float like a butterfly jellyfish: done muhammad ali: sting like a bee jellyfish: i am nailing this

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Corporation tax to rise from 19 to 25 percent in the UK, leaving Apple and Google facing bills of up to £12.

if this is a then wtf pair of scissors is this

Every meeting before 10am

“omg, loved your performance in Casino Royale”

The peas are upside down.

“Where’s the best place to stand during an earthquake?” Me, an intellectual:

Portaloo, couldn’t escape if I wanted to...

When you pay for a train ticket and they don’t even check it.

seems like H&M is expecting a rush on Victorian funerals