We all know where the Big Apple is, but does anyone know where the… Minneapolis

My grandfather used to say, "No one works harder than a lazy man trying to avoid doing his job." Ancillary: No one puts more dangerous shit into their body than an anti-vaxxer trying to avoid a vaccine.

Thanks for not notifying us our food order was cancelled, and only finding out after TWO HOURS Just Eat UK because apparently Mumbai Blues doesn’t have enough drivers 🙄

Mole removal: $223 Crying: extra

Hey Tesco just got these home only to find out I’d managed to buy an empty box 😱

Salt can’t be the only delicious rock. I’m going to eat rocks to find the good ones. I bet they’re trying to keep them from us

Listening to the Rusty Quill #themagnusarchives episode 186 (Quiet) like:

Freddy Mercury being the absolute epitome of Straight and White, obviously 🙄🙄🙄

Given that apparently the Met police “don’t pursue crimes retrospectively”, next time a copper pulls you over and says you were speeding just say “Yeah, but I’m not any more, am I?”

Since he’s trending, let me remind you that Eric Clapton (Eric Clapton) is a white supremacist who wanted to “stop Britain from becoming Black” and to “Get the coons out” and “Keep Britain white.” He’s a lifelong bigot who profits off music inspired by Black people.

Imagine enjoying watching a pack of dogs chase this amazing creature to the point of exhaustion and ripping it to pieces. The real animals are dressed like dickheads riding a horse #KeepTheBan

#KeepTheBan Although 84 per cent of the population oppose fox hunting, Kirstie Allsopp doesn't.

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NASA: 🎵 We don’t talk about Pluto… 🎵

Dungeons AND Dragons? In this economy?!

Dread Singles Dungeons, sure but Dragons... the proper environment, diet and treasure needed for enrichment. Plus the fact that they're now a Protected Fantasy Species...Not to mention all the Permits and required Licenses...

OSHA-certified freak, seven days a week.