Everyone wake up. Mike tweeted. The night is young.

When someone says “honestly” before their sentence, they considered lying to you in the first place

Sorry babe but i can't go on a date today i have to practice my combos so i won't look bad for the next highlight video

My hate for mosquitos is enough to fuel one small city

This man's style is next level. Someone bring some windex to clean his lenses.

If you can get a hit then you can take a stock. If you can take a stock then you can take a game and if you can take a game then you can win a set. Get those Ws

This man straight up on veteran difficulty

Bruce N. Lomeli I hate you Bruce because your actually good and i couldn't snatch your elo but you beat seba which is a good win in itself

The hashbrowns were so legendary

I was a victim.....

Might want to get that checked out...

This is the ideal timeline.

Congrats Seba! You mad man. You finally did it 😭

ok i pull up

First mob psycho season 3. And now Sora. This man on cloud 9 rn!

You know how RPGs have stats like strength and intelligence. Do you think credit score is one of our major stats?

Just swindled this museum by getting a student discount. This just made the exhibit even better.😎

The paleontology exhibit at the houston museum of natural science was legendary. All they needed were some dino nuggets.

I'm trying to go to the gym so much that google assistant actually thinks it's my place of residence.

Chef Lomeli 👨‍🍳 Bruce N. Lomeli #HaveAnEgo