I have learned I have a Massive trade Deficit with Trader Joe’s! Every month I Buy hundreds of Dollars WORTH of groceries* from them and They buy Nothing from ME!! From now On I will charge myself An extra 15 percent on my purchases! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

"What is the charge? Eating a mouse? A succulent field mouse?"

Yes...it's my opinion. I wrote it. (And not everything's an ad, Vincent. That's why I support public television, and encourage you to, as well — because it's driven not by a need to keep advertisers happy, but by a passion for inspiring viewers to embrace our world.)

Tanzania, Benin, Ghana, Bulgaria, Singapore.

A great example of how not reading yields historical illiteracy. The Romans were a famously multiethnic people who, in 212 AD, granted citizenship to everyone within their domains. Emperor Septimius Severus was Libyan. The defenders of Western civilization know nothing about it.

make this a 9NEWS weather promo immediately

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BREAKING NEWS: Tower Records announced they will close all their stores in California because of the high cost of doing business in the state. California congressman Rep. Jack Kimble 's office says he is saddened, adding "Where will folks find 8 track tapes now?"

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I love guerrilla TV production. I produce our shows on a tiny budget — smaller than a conventional commercial television producer could ever imagine — but even if I had unlimited money, it’s how I’d make TV: Just me, a two-person crew, and maybe a friend and fellow tour guide to

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The Fightin’ Taters *ARE* America’s Team 🥔

They literally shot and killed each other in duels?! Their obvious failure of including slavery in the constitution led to a bloody civil war within just a couple generations after writing the Constitution. Sorry Kyle, this is BS Revisionist History.

Ever since Hank Scorpio gifted the Denver Broncos to Homer Simpson, they are 8-0 against the Dallas Cowboys. Marge was right when she said it was "pretty good."

Well, here we are. Another beam holding up democratic mass culture drops out. But I literally can't imagine my childhood without these.

30 years ago today, Troy McClure starred in the musical “Stop the Planet of the Apes (I Want to Get Off)”. #TheSimpsons episode “A Fish Called Selma” first aired March 24, 1996.

Diana DeGette just stood up at a Denver Dems meeting and lied about the Congressional Black Caucus & how she tried to undermine them in 2018: She claimed she never challenged Jim Clyburn in 2018 and that the late John Lewis asked her to run. She also said Clyburn told her to run

We’ve already had that meeting