This is horrifying.

I have personal experience with safety on doors. Since the early 1990’s I have been involved with the UL safety committee on garage door openers.

a thread with a bit of history 🧵

Luka's press conference is interrupted by... sex, possibly?
'I hope that's not life'

Jesus

One. Hundred. Per Cent.

Biggest snub going right now. Should’ve been in years ago

Police find DNA of another 12 women at Winnipeg killer’s apartment aptnnews.ca/national-news/…

I would like to play poker with this bearded muppet

Some people just really love coffee

Too late, buddy.

This is a fantastic exchange. We need to see more of this in federal politics. Respectful, intelligent, well-informed questions with a respectful, intelligent, well-informed response.

Miami PD rolls out its new Rolls -- yes Rolls Royce police car. Only in Miami.

She called the democratic process of her nomination into question *after she only sold between 50 and 200 memberships*?

Minister of Sport Carla Qualtrough announced who will lead the safe sport commission over the next 18 months.

Judge, child protection expert and former Team Canada doctor to lead investigation into sports abuse thestar.com/politics/feder… via @torontostar

Kurt Vonnegut explaining to his wife why he’s going out to buy an envelope:

“Oh, she says, well, you’re not a poor man. You know, why don’t you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope…

'See you in hell, candy boys!'

Imaginary Whataboutism is the desperate resort for people who want to support something they know is wrong, mistakenly think it would be justified by “two wrongs make a right,” don’t even have an equivalent wrong, and distort or invent a story to ease their cognitive dissonance.

And better coffee, if we're being honest here