europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz

Sure spending $2414/night at the Montage + $351 per lift ticket feels expensive, but it’s all worth it to ski this powder

🚨Study involving 1.7 million children has found that Myocarditis & Pericarditis only appeared in children who had received COVID mRNA vaccines. Not a single unvaccinated child in the group suffered from these heart-related problems.

Every AI worker replacement product so far summarized perfectly in a tweet.

WTF! - Welcome to Florida! 😎 70 MPH speed limit in Florida is less of a rule and more of a polite suggestion that nobody agreed to follow. Too slow? You’re getting tailgated by a lifted Silverado with LED headlights bright enough to interrogate you. Too fast? Doesn’t

According to a document in the CERN server, the Hoover Dam holds the key to the fate of the universe.

The last guy you wanna see if you’re stepping on a court this March

White chocolate

the nationwide TSA security line panic is very clearly just a scheme by big airport to get people to arrive early and consume more airport beers

Alessandro Bastoni RED CARD. Just before halftime, Italy is down to 10 men, but still leading 1–0. It's madness in Zenica, and now Bosnia will play the entire second half with an advantage.

This was a solid investment. 😂

Trump every time the S&P 500 drops more than a percent

Uh oh

I am the Senior Vice President of Human Resources at Oracle Corporation. On March 31, I terminated 30,000 employees. On April 4, their stock was scheduled to vest. I did not need to check the vesting calendar. I designed the schedule around it. The vesting date was a Saturday.

Logging onto the dark web (teams, outlook, and excel)

Italian efficiency when it comes to coffee should be studied. In Italy: - Walk into a bar and look at the guy - Un caffe - 30 seconds later it’s ready - Shoot it - Leave €1 - Walk out In the US: - Join a line - Wait - Order coffee - Answer 12 questions: Size? Milk? Roast?

Anheuser-Busch announced that it will increase investment for U.S. facilities by $600 million between 2025 and 2026. firstalert4.com/2026/04/22/anh…

unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy

This isn’t even the keepers first rodeo😂😂😂