my ex is getting married while my indecisive ass cannot even commit to one favourite colour

"the book was better than the movie" no you just have a beautiful and limitless imagination, fucking idiot

"abc added to their story" AND??? wtf instagram stfu

owning a cat does not make me a cat person. I'm still a dog person, I just can't afford one right now so I got the affordable alternative

how do people paint canvas while it's on the easel stand?? You gotta put it on the floor

I've great humour accompanied w/ social anxiety so I rethink all of my post to the point of extreme criticism & end up not sharing my funny thoughts but I promise...

everyone who made video compilation with their partner in and posted those with long cheesy caption is single now

this white guy tried to impress me by sending a picture of him having naan... ...he was having it with eggs and bacon.

I thought I'd be positive today but people are so annoying

My cat acknowledged my presence today. This is the epitome of validation.

And the number of teenagers acting like relationship therapists on Tiktok....

Got a bunch of stuff done at work today much before the deadline. Supervisor said she is v happy w/ my hard work today. Little does she know that IG is down

couples be like "it was fate". Like don't pretend you didn't meet on tinder after you swiped right on every existing human

*me watching my story for 50th time from the perspective of 50th viewer*

don't waste time on war when you can waste time on tiktok

Russia babe please let's just talk it out

Hi Russia, it's me again. I meant send nudes, not nukes xo