Just cut my finger opening some plantain chips and chèvre with my Kirpan BBC Asian Network Kan D Man

Confused. No juice. No shoes. No blues. Just brown dudes, stuck in a hoop. Get in the loop #brownNBombless

We have a signed copy of Piers Morgan's Arsenal book Va Va Voom to give away RT for 'burn it' Fav to enter to win it #AFClive

#NowPlaying Muslim Wedding (Dirty) Action Bronson • Muslim Wedding (Single) on #Spotify open.spotify.com/track/2fp71jR0…

@QuakerIndia Amitabh Bachchan Shah Rukh Khan Thanks Quaker! Next time we have breakfast with Sir Bachchan and Shah Rukh, we'll have oats #brownNBombless

What do you eat with your paratha? @charisma1330 #passiton #brownssticktogether #brownNBombless

All you brown guys shake your noses to this 1 m.youtube.com/watch?v=c3Wraa… #TunesTuesday #TUNESDAY #balleballe #brownBombless

What do you call a Sikh dinosaur? Turban-asaurus Rex #brownNBombless #dinosaurs #AmericanRedCross #BaatBasItniSeHai #DesiHipHop

What do you call a Muslim dinosaur? Terror-dactyl #muslimsympathizers #brownNBombless #dinosaurs #BaatBasItniSeHai #DesiHipHop

@jilahaminii Meet you at tesco

@triflespinosa Your vids are sick. Let us know if u need background dancers

@seharmalik121 The part of my past where I ate that last samosa makes me feel sick #2samosas2many

We're not saying the ppl in Birmingham are stupid but... #Villa

What is #Chappie? Isn't that punjabi for kiss? 😟

@HaigClub has David Beckham converted to Islam? That's a very Islamic looking beard #halalbeard

#BeforeIDie I wanna lose my virginity #anyoffers

@triflespinosa I'm following a pineapple and it just tweeted "Taanvi is gross" #fruitdrama #bengalivsfruit

Was watching #TheVoice How come #vikesh the only Indian on the show is fat and gay? Indians are NOT all gay! Just fat #fatindians

@charisma1330 Kan D Man DJ Limelight LOL at the #LimeFlavouredKandy That should be the name of there album 😃

@sharparxa You look like Pharell Williams 😦