when the trader joe’s cashier asks how my day is going

do I love them or hate them

this is great, cause mine always die 😡

me going back to my room after not finding anything to eat

Raven saying “Matt was forgettable, I didnt even remember he was part of this” had me 💀 #loveisblind #loveisblindS3 #loveisblind3

I have a scary joke about math but I'm 2² to say it

Christmas in 3 weeks and everyone’s gifts still in my thoughts and prayers

Isn’t it so disrespectful that I have a frozen cauliflower pizza in the freezer and I’ve ordered Uber eats cauliflower pizza twice since I’ve gotten it.

I miss white lotus Sundays 🥹

One thing about me is that I will slam that notify anyway button

when I put “???” In a conversation, this is exactly my face behind the phone lol

I be rotating like a rotisserie chicken in my sleep

3 week*

my guardian angel after their shift with me

thot dad & gay daughter

is everyone getting more annoying or am i just getting angrier

why cant carplay have a karaoke/lyric mode