Me watching the rude customer eat they burger after I put a gallon of spit in that mf

No matter how many good deeds you do for a person they’ll only see the negative shit in you

your ass fat… ok? now what? dassit? idk why some women think im supposed to jump just cause of that 🥴😂 i cant fw no airhead

Nobody woke me up for the doordash glitch ??? Where tf is the loyalty ??

A heart cost $442,000 and I gave you mines for free you ungrateful ass bitch

“If you’re not first, then you’re last!”-Ricky Bobby

I’m a lil early but still

IT’S TIME!!! 🎄☃️ #MariahSZN

i don’t care if ur british just don’t do it in front of me

2 yrs ago, today, a woman hopped through a window, for Dunneled Tromp, and got hit wit that FONK😮‍💨

This really a classic

You could give people the world and they’ll still look you dead in the face and ask you why you didn’t get them the stars, too.

Every day y’all talk about who gotta pay what bill to get that same raglass pussy that you stuff in a body suit before you put your real clothes on. Give it a rest.

He should’ve let this one simmer

Caption just made me violently angry