I’m sure there’s a reason Touchdown Tommy didn’t mention us...😔

Congratulations Rams!

Large terrestrial herbivores spend most of their time eating, which is why I’m likely thinking about food.

Meanwhile in Atlanta...

This motel is so stressful. I’m absolutely getting murdered.

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!

Happy 4th Veganversary to...me! Still waiting on that protein deficiency, where you at? #Herbivore #PlantPowered

Also, to be fair, there were SEVEN Game 7s between the NHL and the NBA this past weekend.

Nice.

#Nice

Shoutout to the people who kiss their pets goodbye in the morning.

New month new me

For the first time ever since 2001, featuring two teams that have both lost to Tom Brady in a SuperBowl!

Bold Glamour strikes again 😒

I guess this practical filter will have to do for now

As you can tell by my glasses, I’m scholarly. And stuff.

I like the OG NFL power couple