“don’t cry it’s just a movie” the movie:

If you’re in on stocks and cryptocurrencies, turn on your notifications for Zack Morris and Elon Musk. You’re welcome.

If you keep taking from the pot and don’t put nothing back in the pot, the damn pot will run out

You can’t do epic shit with basic people

If you think you’re clever whatsoever, go to Red Stag on a trivia Tuesday. Shit’ll break your heart.

Ain’t nothing like a free mind

stop telling people you won.

BTO or nothing

I skip through my playlist until Morgan Wallen pops up. I like the shit out of it.

I wish hockey was available to me growing up.

If only I could sing and lasso

I wrote this tune called Corinthians 5:17 Smirking like an asshole, with a cheek full of tobacco, in the back of a bronco, in some town you’ve never been

Damn spicy chicken sandwich from Popeyes woke me up from a dead sleep. This is worse than that time My Friends Call Me Ranch and I took all them shots of hot sauce! Never again!

Your Olympic Champion! David Taylor! GOLD MEDALIST🥇 Getty Images #OlympiansMadeHere Click for full graphic!

Tattoo me

Yet another sign that if democrats remain in power in any office anywhere, nobody is safe from aggressive unjust endless persecution. Throw them all out.

Winning by 38 seconds! Crushing records! Proud of my alma mater for using that Wharton ingenuity to figure out how to dominate women’s sports! ALWAYS INNOVATE!

Horse shit

Cough ‘em up or else!

happy gobble me swallow me drip gravy down the side of me day or thanksgiving as some of you call it