Yes. Same consequences he had.

So then DoorDash drivers hire homeless folks for $1 a car to open the door and leave them open? Good hustle.

Jacob's 'I Love You Almost As Much As I Love Your Sister' Valentine Card Not A Big Hit With Leah buff.ly/IiypIGi

I very much hope that Europe can be saved. I hope we can.

I would hate to be Elander having to fill out his starting lineup card.

He is my number one by a long shot where I love their songs but don’t like the person. But I sure do love his music.

I’m trying to like “Industry”…but not so much so far.

With Major League Baseball headed for a lockout next year, I wonder if ESPN or any other media company will take a stab at brining college baseball to the masses in 2027? The sport is so fun. Even just a little production could go such a long ways.

I am firmly on team "redact all victim names and release every single email/phone number" regarding the Epstein files. Burn it all down. Convene grand juries. Publicly name every single person involved. Tell Ghislane she'll never get any preferential treatment for helping.

Seems like it’d make things more efficient.

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Your largest expense over your working career will be…taxes. That is just not right.

I’m selling UCLA, MState, and Auburn.

The most insane chart you'll see today

Shoeshine box my Dad made in shop class. He just turned 80.

More Americans were arrested for not wearing a mask than for visiting Epstein’s island.

You have my vote for President.

What do y’all think I’m doing with my iPad?