This dude is Ben Buttoning. Seemed like a cool customer but now he’s writing performative AIM away messages. Full tilt soft.

Wow, I mean with a performance like that, the Georgia Bulldogs shouldn’t have been allowed to be in the playoff, running out a backup QB. 🙄

A guy who I always thought died decades ago, and who I also thought would live forever. One-of-one human. Shaped my childhood in the booth for Major League. What an icon.

Hi, I'm Brooks, and I'm connected with the two worst sports ownership cities in America. Ask me anything.

The Traitors, man. Wonderful television.

Never thought any of my old work would show up on Freezing Cold Takes but hey, can’t say it’s not deserved. 🫡🥶

One of the best expressions you’ll see on TV, ever.

Selena Gomez probably already deserved flowers for being super talented, but Benny Blanco is making the Blue Origin space voyage eat their dust. This album is *great*.

On the #NFLDraft… The programming sucks. On the Bears pick… They couldn’t find a trade partner or they would have flipped 10 and taken Loveland later. I believe they tried. Here’s hoping the pick works out. It was a very Bears pick. Y’know, the Bears of old…

Sorry for leading the C-Suites, Boards, and Governments that controlled the decisions over the last several decades, grandparents.

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Kojin Tashiro is a name to remember!

Didn't think I'd say it, but there might be too much generative stuff generating. Anyone else aggressively maxed out on it?

Oh no this is gonna suck, isn’t it?

I was a sumo line judge with Eric Holmer after college after some guys from Japan missed their flights, and I was announced as being a ref from Sweden. We threw a match where the guy who should have won had to rematch and then lost the next one.

Have lived vicariously through my mom, who chats with Ryno sometimes when he’s picked up his grandkids from middle school. Innocuous, non-baseball discussions about the kids and what they were doing this weekend, for summer, whatever. At 40, I still thought it was *so* cool.

True sign of emotions running high when you’re leaving a place you’ve lived for 10 years in a city you’ve been for 23: feeling a little teary when you unsubscribe from the neighborhood patrol newsletter.

More decent times: remove grotesque content from the feed, given the unwillingness to stumble on it when algorithms force things in front of you. Modern times: man on high is probably instructing atrocious content into everyone’s feeds, double-time.

Kevin Parker writes and composes albums just for me.

Too many drops. Too much failed running on 3rd and short. Too much much going for it on 4th instead of taking the points. BUT. This was the most enjoyable Bears football season of my adult life, and only 2006 is close. Bear down. I wish it were different; can’t wait for camp.