✧ ˚ • :* Bʟᴏᴏᴅ isn't ʟᴏᴠᴇ *: • ˚ ✧ * New to character, not RP, * Lit/desc, * Ships chem, * #Rᴏᴜɢᴇ, Please RT!

Huffs as he storms onto the TL. "Was there a DJ plague where only the bad ones survived!?" Dramatically flops down into a chair.

Flicks through a book.

Groans. He's bored.

. . . Did he just . . . get /dad joked/?

It hasn't happened to him in decades. He's actually gone into shock.

"Depends . . . Will you make another joke?" He's still looking off into space.

"At least none as bad as that." He has his attention. For now.

"I've heard rumours of Isabelle's cooking but I've yet to experience it . . ." "I'm assuming I should be glad about that."

"I think I might just take your word for it instead of investigating this any further." x.com/HubristicFlaxe…

|| I'm gonna finish watching shadowhunters and then put up a call for descriptive SLs and mains 💃

✧* ˚ ․ ┈ Qυιтє мαgιcαℓ.

D̷̷a̷̷t̷̷e̷̷ ̷̷N̷̷i̷̷g̷̷h̷t - Starter for ;— Alec Lιɢнтωσσ∂. Read: tl.gd/n_1sq7mq4

"So much drama . . . I should film you all for a reality show. It'd make /millions/."

It's actually way past happy hour where he is so no one can say anything about him enjoying a cocktail.

Tip toes in, hoping no one noticed that he was gone for a whole month.

If he brought him back gifts, will that redeem him as a father? x.com/OfMxgicism/sta…

And to celebrate his return- Pours himself a glass of whisky.

He got a fair amount so he can take his pick from the lot. Just- /not/ the one in the gold box. Please. x.com/OfMxgicism/sta…