National Pizza Day just took a pizza my ass fr

Travis Kelce is absolutely smashed 😂😂😂

“I have a hangover, does anyone knows what that means” “You’re drunk” “No, it means I was drunk yesterday.”

That’s crazy.

Shutting down is what I do best.

Sandoval - “I feel like someone will accidentally spill a drink on me .. on purpose.” Lmaoo

“Did I hit the pen or did the pen hit me?”

I’m so done w everyone.

It’s only Monday and I wish this week was over.

Idk anymore

I don’t believe in happiness

I wouldn’t leave angel in the car for 3 seconds in this heat.

“Nothings good about my life anymore… They took the one good goal keeper out.”

📍

Happy 13 years of the most iconic scene in Rom Com history

.|📈 Avril Lavigne's "I'm With You" had its biggest streaming day ever on Spotify yesterday (July 25, 2024), with over +219,143 streams!

“My boobs are huge but then I look at brook and hers could literally eat mine.”

“When I had you… they tried to put you on my boob and I said ‘no I need a red beer’” lmao

I think I’m about done with my era.