please

books are so cool because there are NO FUCKING ADS IN THEM

Buy that wig ! Your friends will feed you 🥹

Dudes would rather let a marriage fail than buy some flowers😭😭😭

This monday feels forced,they should have made it a public holiday.

Hike on fuel prices , Healthcare under the pits , Poor governance , all happening in just a week . Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to GOTHAM

FUCK TEAMS. FUCK EXCEL. FUCK AUTHENTICATOR APP. FUCK ONE DRIVE.

Young Mongolian girl, mounted archery, Mongolia.

He thinks I'm so smart because I read books. Baby they be Fcking in these books, damn.

Mushrooms and pasta are just meant to be together

nobody has rested since twitter learnt the word performative

Life has never been the same since you left us😭

Fire and a frying pan.

One day I’ll take my colleagues to a boxing gym (under the guise of team building) and do what needs to be done.🙏🏾

I put my Son to bed an hour ago and he just come down and asked me if cats have shoulders

Njugush isn’t the kind of man you cheat on… Celestine has really fumbled that one.

I didn't write Mad Women because I was angry, though I have been. I wrote it because I was tired of systems that punish ambition, desire and defiance in women while celebrating the same traits in men.

April ikona 30 or 365 days ?

drinking 2-4L of water daily helps you avoid other people's drama because you're too busy peeing stay hydrated.