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CPR Trainer: Are they breathing? Michael: No. And they have no arms or legs.

I just drove 50 miles in a dually diesel to go get 2.5 gallons of pee water in plastic and cardboard so that my tractor might conserve a few pollution particles...... Ignorant Fuckers

Got pulled over in Oregon and they were going to give me a ticket for carrying a plastic straw, but I told them it was for snorting the cocaine, and they let me go.

it doesn’t matter where a man is at in life, he WILL get his life in order for a woman that he really wants & that’s that on that

The first sip of a Dr. Pepper is borderline sexual

Gas prices are shooting up faster than the Biden vote count at 2 AM

sex is cool but have u ever left ur house without having to explain to someone where ur going and why

┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in this ┃╱╱╲╲ house ╱╱╭╮╲╲ we only enjoy ▔▏┗┛▕▔ steaks cooked ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ MEDIUM RARE ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

if i say “huh” like 5 times, don’t say nevermind. please don’t give up on me, i’m really trying my best

You haven’t been to the border Kamala:

At this point I honestly trust a needle of Micotil to the arm more than I trust Biden

Had a smooth trip to Champaign, praying for a Big Red W and a safe trip back as well! #GBR