PLEASE. If you’re evacuating from #HurricaneFlorence, TAKE YOUR FUCKING PETS WITH YOU TAKE YOUR FUCKING PETS WITH YOU TAKE YOUR FUCKING PETS WITH YOU TAKE YOUR FUCKING PETS WITH YOU TAKE YOUR FUCKING PETS WITH YOU TAKE YOUR FUCKING PETS WITH YOU TAKE YOUR FUCKING PETS WITH YOU

Hey quick question are you fucking kidding me

me when i go to hell and don’t see any of my friends x.com/yastyIes/statu…

I lost my car chapstick and now my book bag chapstick is in my room and my room chapstick is in my car and my whole life is outta wack

Me applying for jobs while I’m at work x.com/abdulamemon/st…

A woman’s life was saved because a bystander remembered how to do CPR thanks to this scene from The Office. RT to quite literally save a life.

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