dry january is out. sopping wet february is in

A baby started a staring contest with me hour 1 of this flight. HA. He didn’t know who he was challenging. 3 hours later and we’re still going strong. Stupid baby

When your nation calls, you don’t hesitate. There is no doubt, no hesitation. You answer, because duty is not a choice - it’s who you are. 🇺🇸

Arch Manning narrates a new Texas Football video “born with that Texas fight 🤘” FIRE 🔥

keep it real and be myself

pope yes

It turns out eating almost all your meals at home does in fact save you a comical amount of money. Humbled to discover this

Literally addicted to self diagnosing. The more it pisses people off the better. Today I have arthritis.

on the train last night heading home from the bars, holding popeyes. Guy sits down next to me, he’s holding canes. different chicken, different worlds. and yet… somehow, the same. We never spoke. But God, it was sacred

the most beautiful thing about my friendships is that all of them have seen me throw up

Dentist: "You've been grinding in ur sleep" Me: "I appreciate it big dawg"

yes, my circus . yes, my monkeys. proud tears forming in my eyes. Love sprouting deep in my chest

Week one 🤘

Y’all gonna be watching THE CHEEZ-IT BOWL FROM THE COUCH!! ZERO PLAYOFF WINS STILL LOSERS!!!

Texas fans over the last 20 hours

NYC energy is insane right now