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I fell on my ass after getting tangled in dogs on a walk today and i might be rhinestoning my cane in order to partake in Pride celebrations this weekend

spectacular

I’m gonna log 45 minutes of my time at work today to “losing my god damn mind.” 🙃

Showing off our Bucks Pride. 🫶

Some of the best moments of my entire life have been eating a bagel

This apology is so performative it’s a literal performance

I’ve been uncomfortable in swimsuits my WHOLE life and you’re telling me I could have popped over to the men’s section, grabbed a pair of swim trunks and solved all my problems? 😩

I really just said “all I need is sativa and spreadsheets” and if that isn’t the most Capricorn energy

Opened Twitter to the “X” screen today. Hate it.

Me at Irish Fest earlier: Alright! Let’s head to the next spot. Grae *unmoving*: Sorry I’m trying to find the will to live.

In the pit at a 5SOS show. It’s been a minute 👵🏼

Okay but why Who Do You Love go so hard without The Chainsmokers

If you don't swim, you'll drown. No shit, honey. 💥

I love having a balcony hidden by a tree because people just walk by living their life and have no idea I can hear their every word. Today’s quote: “Apps are where the 👏🏼 chefs 👏🏼 get 👏🏼 weird.”

Nobody should be able to buy the Supreme Court — but that’s exactly what is happening. We have seen this corruption from multiple members of this extremist conservative majority SCOTUS, all while they continue to actively strip away the rights of American people.