I used a Walgreens pull off mask and bitch when I tell you never again, NEVER A FUCKING GAIN.

Okay Kris Jenner is the best #WWIII meme. Convince me otherwise

Love this. ⁦Patrick Mahomes II⁩ talking about what he will do the night before the #SuperBowl. He’s just doing what anyone else would do. Watching #livepd!

Train your mind to see the good in everything. Positivity is a choice. The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts.

It would be so much cooler if we were reviving the 2013 Harlem Shake videos with pig masks and boa constrictors for imaginary internet points, rather than disinfecting patrol cars with virucidal solution, but here we are. Wash your hands.

I want her to be my grandma

Washburn University, your students are watching and waiting.

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So. Peanut butter and jelly…why?

⚠️RETWEET⚠️ Please help FIND OUR KILLER! Libby and Abby were murdered February 13,2017 while walking on our local trails. Their killer is still on the loose. Libby got a video that recorded his voice and a blurry picture of him walking towards them. #AbbyandLibby #LetsSolveThis

Congratulations Professor Jones for your viral tweet. 🤣.

gofundme.com/f/theresa-voel… Please consider donating to this cause. Mrs. V has gone above and beyond helping others, and it’s our turn to help her. #gofundme #teachertwitter #fundraising #Lf_FunRaising

My niece turned 3 today!! She asked for a Lion King cake but specifically the moment where Mufasa dies, because “everyone will be too sad to eat the cake and it will be all for me.”