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NoteBrooke

@brookecarriehil

Perpetual disaster disguised as well-dressed, high-functioning human.

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Today's bout of afternoon fatigue serves to verify ongoing suspicions that my circadian rhythm hasn't evolved since infancy. #giantbaby #needanap #pleasegod

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Something about this 90 degree heat — in combination with being baked in grease from food trucks on every corner — reminds me of why I love New York. You?

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Failed to mention that I’m just slightly over everything right now, and as such, heading to DR to hide beneath a panama hat and a drink. In the words of Jay-Z, HOLA MY DOMICANOS.

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Have you ever donned a yellow and white striped playsuit and done a few cartwheels in an effort to live the warm, sultry Latin-American childhood that you low-key always dreamt about? #camelotlostandfound facebook.com/brookecarriehi…

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Initially had the presence of mind to stay put this summer — now I’m overwhelmed with visions of Santorini. What do I do? 😒🤷🏻‍♀️

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In thinking about the evolution of my personal and professional goals, I decided that it was time to perform a major surgery on my social media outlets, culminating in a full-on rebrand. While the new... facebook.com/brookecarriehi…

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In thinking about the evolution of my personal and professional goals, I decided that it was time to perform a major surgery on my social media outlets, culminating in a full-on rebrand. While the new... facebook.com/brookecarriehi…

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You asked, I answered. Actually, I went to the best source that I could think of to get sound advice regarding all of the skincare related questions that I most frequently receive. Ildi Pekar, a renown... facebook.com/brookecarriehi…

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Ildi Pekar is a world renown esthetician who has worked on a number of famous faces throughout her twenty year career; she remains deeply committed to helping all women learn... youtube.com/attribution_li…

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Ildi Pekar is a world renown esthetician who has worked on a number of famous faces throughout her twenty year career; she remains deeply committed to helping all women learn how to feel comfortable in their own... facebook.com/brookecarriehi…

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Blessed and humbled sit with this group of unique and accomplished women at a round table discussion concerning female representation in traditionally male-dominated spaces (like, here, at the 2019 super bowl).

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My birthday is this week, which generally insights all sorts of heebie jeebies, but in thinking about inching towards wrinkles and death, I mange to calm myself down by recalling where I was at twenty-two versus where I'll be at thirty-two.

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My Grandfather's commentary on tomorrow's hip surgery: "I'm doing fine. I drove past two liquor stores today and I didn't stop at either."

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"They're going to remove the titanium plates from my leg, but that's a valuable material, so I asked if I could keep it to put on display."

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"I thought about giving up the sambuca because of the sugar content, but the bottle says that two glasses a day won't hurt anyone."