If I call you “bb” it stands for Baja Blast

#sunsoutbunsout This was too fun to be a part of my first summer in Florida, 761 skinny dippers! Skinny dippers break record in St. Lucie County | WPEC cbs12.com/news/local/ski…

Thousands seek abortions in Florida amid bans in neighboring states cbsnews.com/news/florida-a…

Only in a hotel can you dip your dumplings in soy sauce and eat your lo mein on a white comforter and not have a panic attack.

I’m just assuming every toll by plate on the Florida turnpike will come with an accompanying speeding ticket.

The no-covid club: There are many people who claim they haven't gotten covid at all. But epidemiologists say the more likely explanation is that they have in fact been infected with the virus at some point without realizing it. via Julie Wernau wsj.com/articles/think…

500 sales 👏🏻

I literally, cannot. 😑 This man is insane. palmbeachpost.com/story/news/col…

If we cancel all student debt, ppl will want medical debt forgiven. If we cancel medical debt, they're going to want free healthcare. If we give them that, they'll want us to house the homeless. Then everyone's going to want a living wage. The whole society will fall apart.

leonardo dicaprio is actually dating all the under-25s he possibly can to spread the word about climate change to those who will be the most impacted

Almost two weeks later & I still have a mark from my Jellyfish sting. 😬

What is the Slow Movement? link.medium.com/6fmFhdCmTtb Will you choose a slower, more fulfilling lifestyle or will you continue with business as usual?

Imagine consciously voting for Sarah Sanders. Wtf, Arkansas?

Despite protests from Dads' everywhere, it's gloomy outside and I need some motivation to get stuff done, so I turned on every light in my apartment to trick my brain in to staying awake.

Hardy & Morgan Wallen Release new duet ‘Red’… My favorite lyric is, “I’m not talking politics, I’m talking small d*cks…” such a bop.

If you’ve ever wondered what it sounds like to live 3 blocks from the Daytona Speedway, just listen to this video. youtube.com/watch?v=Ml8-zu…

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The JR Dragsters & the JR Funny Car out on the track was the best part of Gator Nationals last weekend, glad we didn’t leave early. 🥹

This cover is chef's kiss - #iconic

“I took the Master’s in creative writing to get it the hell out of the way. Don’t you have to learn every essential thing by yourself?” —James Wright buff.ly/3YAV07O