The perfect book display doesn't exis-

Not employed or unemployed but a third worse thing (freelance)

Isn’t it weird that eyelids aren’t thicker? Like, why the fuck am I seeing all this light if my eyes are closed? These one-ply ass lids

Saw a handsome man in a pie shop & the cord of my coat caught in the top of the bin lid, pulling it over. Then later at the train station a group of giggling schoolgirls chased me down to tell me I had a long piece of toilet paper stuck to my shoe. I am KILLING IT today

Received this at my grandmas funeral. What an icon.

Ghost costume 😂

A little girl asked LA animal control if she could keep a unicorn if she found one. Best response of all time. Los Angeles forever ❤️❤️

Does this mean she can finally come and be our Prime Minister? #jacindaadern #askingforaustralia

Hey Edinburgh Festival Fringe 👋 #wtaf

application: 2000+ words and a detailed budget rejection feedback: 19 words cute

🔬 We're still experimenting! Join us at State Library Vic for weekly performances by local icons. ⭐ Yumi Umiumare ⭐ Deep Soulful Sweats ⭐ Bron Batten ⭐ Ren Alessandra 🎟️ slv.vic.gov.au/experimental Presented by State Library Vic, Metro Tunnel & melbournefringe 📷 Deep Soulful Sweats

Due to popular demand more tickets have been released to this special one-off performance of #onstagedating !!! Wed 19th of April 6.30pm at The State Library of Victoria & tix are FREE Quick! Grab them here: bit.ly/41UsD5h In partnership w melbournefringe & Metro

Really pumped to be touring #Waterloo to Bondi Festival in July! Early bird tix now available so snap ‘em up! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - Three Weeks UK ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - The Stage UK ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - The List UK ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - Spy in the Stalls UK ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - Timeout bondifestival.com.au/event/waterloo/

The Irish guy HAS cooked before right? #masterchefau

We open OH DEER! at RISING tomorrow! Four shows only - don’t miss this dark magical madness! Aphids Tickets selling fast: rising.melbourne/festival-progr…

caught dress rehearsal of this today and simply ADORED everything about it. GO, fucking GO !

5 people, paying 250k to travel in an unsafe vessel to a dangerous place. 500 people, in an unsafe vessel, trying desperately to get to a safe place. Why do some people feel such a connection with the first group, but not the second?

Hey Sydney! Me and my pimped up leaf blower will be performing my show Waterloo in you next week at Bondi Festival! Get your greasy mitts on some lovely tix here: bondifestival.com.au/event/waterloo/

Art is subjective. Reviews are subjective. But every so often one come along that is so lovely it makes you cry. One show of Waterloo left at Bondi Festival - 5pm today Full review: cityhubsydney.com.au/2023/07/waterl…