Effective immediately, Hawke is no longer allowed on Skyhold penises.

i just got a whiff of something rancid....... could it be.....

oh ew

remember when ohgren farted in my waterskin every day for a week and no one told me

we saved the world with him around once i’m sure we can do it again

ohgren when i left my food untouched for a few seconds

/ me as soon as ohgren shows up: annoys the living shit out of him

i’ll whine to whoever i damn please actually

you didn’t even hold my hand through the first one! it’s almost as if you don’t like me.

sleuthed it out all by myself, i’ll have you know.

/ EMMA GO TO BED

wooooow. so you’re still a sad, mean witch, huh.

ouch. maker.

literally just wanna know if there’s any place in this hold i could get my hands on some nectarines i have a craving

am i still dead.