ㅤ ❛ Pᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ɢᴀʏ, Kᴀʀᴇɴ. ❜ ⟣ Lɪᴛ. + Dᴇsᴄ. Dᴇᴀᴅʟʏ Cʟᴀss OC. ㅤㅤ ⟣ Sʜɪᴘꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄʜᴇᴍ. ⟣ Lᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ Rᴇᴅ Sᴇʀᴘᴇɴᴛ Sʏɴᴅɪᴄᴀᴛᴇ. ㅤㅤㅤ ⎰Lʏʀɪᴄ ᴏғ Lᴇᴡɪꜱ⎱

"Greetings, my fellow dickheads." cue a joking salute.

His stomach is. . . growling at embarrassingly loud levels. Yep, he's gotta go eat something. By something he means junk, because who consumes ( actual ) food?

. . . Okay.

I mean, if we're being honest here? . . . Yes. He's lived long enough !

in conclusion. . . he does not care.

//: might fuck around and redo my starter tweet idk fam

Alright then, the more the merrier I s'pose. He ( could ) go for some chips right now. . . maybe some Funyuns. What's she feeling?

Yeah, he gets that. Everyone needs time for themselves. People can get exhausting sometimes. Oh, that one? One bag of Funyuns and Cool Ranch Doritos coming up !

//: i was attacked on this day 😔🔪

//: D I S R E S P E C T F U L

Tumbles in. Attention would be pretty neat right now, please and thank you.

Cheers to that, brother.

//: me vs having the effort or skill to make a layout

We deserve booze.

Robbing a liquor store as we speak──.

WE DEMAND ( B O O Z E ). Coughs. Whatyouareisamessbut──. More coughing.