Frown. No, he's not letting her play matchmaker for him. He doubted she could find anyone suitable for him anyways.

Doesn't she have better things to do than pry into his romantic interests?

Sigh. He supposes he'll entertain the idea, but she will fail.

Does he look like a man who thinks about these things?

Yes, humans as a whole, but there hasnt been a singular one that he's interested in enough to date.

Maybe. Maybe he just has too high of expectations. Don't be surprised if his dates leave upset.

[Finally got my new phone! Very happy with it so far. Will be on more now.]

No wonder your brother thinks you're gay.

[Id put Izaya in OFF if i could figure out how to do so without him immediately choking to death.]

He doesn't know how he got here, but he feels like he's choking. There's smoke everywhere.

He would try to push out words through a coughing fit, laughter mixing with rough coughs. "Of course...the only person...able to stand this...is blind!" How rude. He paused for a second or two, finally looking properly at who bumped into him. "Kira?"

And when Shizuo is having a bad day, Izaya will be here to make it worse!

He shrugged, acting a lot more nonchalant than a man currently coughing both lungs out should. "I...don't know. I just...found myself here." Another coughing fit. "This place sucks."

Of course of course. Abnormalities are saved for private times.

[*groans in 4'3*]

[Wanted to reply to rps today. Spine decided it would try to escape and thus leave me in astounding pain. Will try later.]

[I am! Very smol]

[Once more apologizing for not replying. I had horrendous back spasms on Sunday and am still recovering. My rib will also need put back into place.]

[Thank you. I just feel bad for not replying because I do like to rp and enjoy the rps I have but it's kinda been one thing after another IRL. I'm open for just talking though.]